Friday, June 09, 2006

You know you're from Georgia if....

1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, and Smyrna.

2. You think people who complain about the heat intheir states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go outin the yard and look for a funnel.

4. You know that the true value of a parking spaceis not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, theyhave sacks and buggies.

6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddingsand funerals.

7. You think everyone from a bigger city has anaccent.

8. You measure distance in minutes.

9. You go to the lake because you think it is likegoing to the ocean.

10. You listen to the weather forecast beforepicking out an outfit.

11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

12. Some one you know has used a football schedule toplan their wedding date

13. You know someone who has a belt buckle biggerthan your fist.

14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.

15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A ChevySilverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.

16. You know everything goes better with Ranch dressing.

17. You learned how to shoot a gun before youlearned how to multiply.

18. You wanna go back to Georgia, where everything is normal.

And finally:

You are 100% Georgian if you have ever had this conversation:

"You wanna coke?"


"What kind?"

"Dr. Pepper"


By the Sea said...

I have had that conversation! Except it was Sprite instead of Dr. Pepper. Thanks for the laugh. :-)