Kids Say the Dardnest Things

Convo #1 w/ oldest niece:

ON: Kimbo, why don't you sleep with Bubba?
Me: Um, because your Bubba and I aren't married yet. He stays at his house and I stay at mine.
ON: Get married - then you can stay at Bubba's - seems easier to me.

** Did I mention she turns 4 next week?

Convo #2 w/ oldest niece:

ON: Daddy, do you have to work tomorrow?
D: No, honey.
ON: Do you have to work Kimbo?
Me: Yes, I do. Do you have to work?
ON: Yeah. Me have a job.
Me: What do you do?
ON: I work in a hotel room....
Me: Wha???